Humorous sarcasm about dating

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I just love to read and share funny, cool and humorous sarcastic quotes images on my social media accounts.

I also don’t know what life holds for me tomorrow, but I do know that we can only get older and I feel safer to get old with you.

Someone to remember the days with, and to grow with. Everyone is crying out to say how good they are, how cool they are, how fun they are.

It doesn’t describe you with overused adjectives such as “intelligent, compassionate, educated, and independent” and it is free of boring statements that say nothing such as “I am as comfortable staying in as staying out.” Rather than continue describing what a good profile is, I want to bring to your attention real examples of three actual dating profiles from on popular site that I rated for content.

It’s a bit negative and has a few red flags but other than that – it’s not bad!

“100% Italian, fun loving, affectionate young lady who knows what it takes to make a relationship work.

Tired of meeting BOYS who tell me what I want to hear, make and break promises, and aren’t ready for something serious.

(This woman is voicing her opinion and shows her personality early on. )) You: Honest, mature, gentleman, emotionally, mentally, financially secure (“financially secure” is a bad move in a dating profile because it’s an immediate red flag to a guy that he might be dealing with a materialistic woman.) Knows how to treat a lady, ready for a long term relationship (this would sound a bit too eager or even desperate to most guys. I live on the East Coast and travel to West every week for work. (This would make the reader believe that she is not looking for anyone special, but just someone to kill time with and subdue her loneliness).

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