Funny skits on dating

(Dustin turns off his palm pilot looking very proud of himself) Doleen acts very unimpressed and says, No thank you! Daniel: Well, little lady, this must be your lucky day.To rescue you I would ride those wild waves onto your island on my trusty surfboard “Wild Rider”.The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.You see I’m a very important man and my schedule is usually booked.Luckily he had his human pal, Steve, to ask for help.

Then once when my father was not there my mom called another woman and she called me in to sleep and I said no. Everyone has experienced a bad date at some point their life.But this kitty got more than he bargained for when his tinder date refused to leave his house after their date turned south.I formulated my life’s motto and installed it on my trusty palm-pilot. (Narrators takes the business card) I’ll give you a call first thing next week and let you know my life’s motto (again, folding his arms looking very proud of himself). Cole- standing up gives his Cub Scout pledge, strong and loud. And our lovely and gracious Doleen, played by Dillan ****** has picked Cole ******, our cub scout!! I’m Zachary *****, your host of the Dating Game!!!! Just give me a second to pull it up (Dustin is punching on some key pads and growing flustered). Host hands the card to Doleen who immediately tosses it over “her” shoulder Doleen- O. (Cheering from the audience) Doleen- Well, this is a very difficult decision because you each had such wonderful answers (all the while shaking head “NO” to the audience), but after careful thought, I choose bachelor #1!!!!!

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