Demotivational dating posters

Create, share, and buy your own customized motivational posters.

Armed with a digital camera and that non-stop wit of yours, you now have the power to turn a simple photograph into a humorous or inspirational message. Make two—we know you've got hundreds of digital images and photos to spare!

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In European cities, everyone can find an escort for himself, in African or some Asian countries the fact is that it’s impossible, because there the girls are afraid to put themselves up on Internet.

Also as everyone knows, in Africa the Internet is not available in all cities.

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w=150&h=125 150w, https://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/demot-fastfood.jpg? w=300&h=251 300w" sizes="(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px" / “American Fast Food” by Randy Stonehill (c)1983 American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the jumbo fries Oh, oh, it’s easy It’s so easy and it’s trouble free It’s quick and disposable, just like me If I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food Well, we’re undernourished, but we’re overfed And we’re munching on the burger with the white bread And we’re sucking up the sugar in a milkshake Till we slip into depression with a big headache And our arteries are crying out, “give us a break” American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, you kiss your old age goodbye Oh, oh, it’s easy It’s so easy and it’s trouble free It’s quick and disposable, just like me If I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food You won’t have to embalm me when my life is through There are so many preservatives in what I eat The job’s being done right now for you “Can I take you order, please?

The problem comes, when searching throughout the directory, someone finds more than one girl.

” “A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted” It’s prefab junk at an exorbitant price And it’s bound to make you nauseous if you look at it twice But they’re selling you by telling you it’s food that’s fun When it tastes like cardboard It chews like sponge ’cause it’s really only garbage on a sesame bun American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the chili-size Oh, oh, it’s easy It’s so easy and it’s trouble free It’s quick and disposable, just like me If I don’t stop eating this greasy American I don’t stop eating this greasy American fast food Posted by Vulcan Stev | Demotivational Posters, Fluff/Inspiration | American Fast Food, Deep Fried Food, Demotivational Poster, Dollar Bill, Fluff/Inspiration demotivation, Money, Money Humor, Randy Stonehill | Leave a comment 42 the meaning of life " data-medium-file="https://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/demot-42.jpg?

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Make your own inspirational, funny, parody, sports or other posters.

Perfect for the office, schools, teachers, coaches, as announcements, for parties, invitations, and more.

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